I'll have what she's having

You remember the scene, even if you deny ever having seen When Harry Met Sally. One minute Meg Ryan is scarfing a sandwich, the next minute she is arguing with Billy Crystal across the table about how easily women can fake sexual enjoyment, and the next minute Ryan bursts into a fictitious orgasm, panting and screaming her way into the memories of movie fans all over America:



Occasionally we have the opportunity to witness conversations or events that you might think were only possible in the movies, like the scene above. Today, I had that opportunity. And although It wasn't as long or dramatic as Ryan's fogasm, it was just as entertaining. If only I had video evidence...

Girl in pink: I hate him.
Girl in blue: (frowns) I hate all men.
Girl in pink: I just want a fuck-buddy.
Girl in blue: (laughs) Shhh! That guy can hear us!
Me: (smirking)
Girl in pink: I don't care. (screams) I just wanna fuck!
Girl in pink: (laughs) Me too! I want a fuck-buddy.
Male Cashier: (looks to them and then to me) Who's next?

Yikes.