Soon, I'll have company in the inability to purchase new pants that fit.

...and also in the insight of how expensive bell peppers are.

No, no, no... we've got it all backwards. Redistribute the top 10% of wealth. Let a failing business fail. Y'know free enterprise. Spend seven hundred billion dollars on creating green jobs, or improve public transportation. Then utilize magic to capture a unicorn and put it to work with Santa Claus and his elves. And while we're at it, pray to Thor, build a time machine, and expect a government to solve problems instead of create them. And people to realize that those in power will do things right, but only if it's in their best interests to do so.

As your poverty level increases, something tells me so would your crime rate. And I think they've forgotten that A.) Even a rich man isn't bullet proof, and also B.) It's a fairly simple action, pulling a trigger.

I'm sure they'll figure that out soon enough.

...right?