I planned an entire weekend around the Dark Knight:
Thurs, 12:01 AM: 1st viewing (tickets purchased online)
Friday night: Drink my ballsack off, get Christian Bale fix with late-night American Psycho viewing ("Sorry I gotta go, T-Boone Pickens just walked in - just joking")
Saturday, 9AM: Watch Batman Begins, rehydrate with I.V. saline solution containing 5% butter
Saturday, 12:30PM: 2nd viewing of Dark Knight (tickets purchased online), demolish large popcorn (butter injected into every individual kernel) and liter of cola
Saturday evening: Grill out, drink again
Sunday: Sleep it off, optional third Dark Knight viewing at 6PM. Maybe pay attention to Brooke (his girlfriend) - Maybe.
