7.15.2008

Add a Heath Bar

I received the following email from my brother this morning:

I planned an entire weekend around the Dark Knight:

Thurs, 12:01 AM: 1st viewing (tickets purchased online)

Friday night: Drink my ballsack off, get Christian Bale fix with late-night American Psycho viewing ("Sorry I gotta go, T-Boone Pickens just walked in - just joking")

Saturday, 9AM: Watch Batman Begins, rehydrate with I.V. saline solution containing 5% butter

Saturday, 12:30PM: 2nd viewing of Dark Knight (tickets purchased online), demolish large popcorn (butter injected into every individual kernel) and liter of cola

Saturday evening: Grill out, drink again

Sunday: Sleep it off, optional third Dark Knight viewing at 6PM. Maybe pay attention to Brooke
(his girlfriend) - Maybe.